暗黑童謠　完全解析 暗黑版童謠？怎麼來的？追追追小組／調查報導 上一篇報告中 我們以《Lizzie Bordan Took An Axe》為例 暗黑版童謠完全解析[附圖] - 趣味新聞網

鵝媽媽童謠內容和格林童話一樣有些血腥
貼一些來跟大傢分享 :
蛋殼先生
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again！ 蛋殼先生坐在牆上-
蛋殼先生摔瞭下來，
就算聚集瞭國王所有的馬和國王所有的臣子，
蛋殼先生也不能再恢復原來的樣子…
我有一個小娃娃
I had a little dolly dressed in green,
I didn't like the colour so I sent it to the queen;
The queen didn't like it so I sent it to the king,
The king said,
Close your eyes and count sixteen.
我有一個小娃娃，穿得一身綠，
我不喜歡這顔色，所以我把他送給瞭皇後﹔
皇後不喜歡他，所以我把他送給瞭國王，
國王說，
閉上你的眼，數到１６吧。
我有一根香腸
I had a sausage,
A bonny
bonny sausage,
I put it in the oven for my tea.
I went down the cellar,
to get the salt and pepper,
And the sausage ran after me.
我有一根香腸，
瘦巴巴的香腸，
我把他放進爐裏烤來當茶點。
我下樓到地窖，
拿點鹽巴和鬍椒，
結果那香腸跟著我後麵跑。

六便士之歌
Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye;
Four-and-twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie!
When the pie was opened
The birds began to sing;
Was not that a dainty dish
To set before the king?
The king was in his counting-house,
Counting out his money;
The queen was in the parlor,
Eating bread and honey.
The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes;
When down came a blackbird
And snapped off her nose.
唱一首六便士之歌，
袋子裏裝滿黑麥；
二十四隻黑畫眉，
被放在派裏麵烤！
當派被剝開，
畫眉開始唱歌；
那可不是放在國王桌前，
十分可口的一餐嗎？
國王在帳房數錢；
王後在客廳吃麵包蜂蜜。
女僕在花園曬衣；
一隻黑畫眉飛來，
啄走瞭她的鼻子。

所羅門.格蘭門
Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
This is the end
Of Solomon Grundy. 『所羅門.格蘭門』
星期一 齣生
星期二 受洗
星期三 結婚
星期四 生病
星期五 病危
星期六 彌留
星期日的『所羅門.格蘭迪』
被埋在墳墓中
結束瞭
所羅門.格蘭迪

十個小黑人 (ps:有的把nigger改成Indian)
Ten little nigger boys went out to dine
One choked his little self, and then there were nine.
Nine little nigger boys sat up very late
One overslept himself, and then there were eight.
Eight little nigger boys travelling in Devon
One said he'd stay there, and then there were seven.
Seven little nigger boys chopping up sticks One chopped himself in half, and then there were six.
Six little nigger boys playing with a hive
A bumble-bee stung one, and then there were five.
Five little nigger boys going in for law
One got in chancery, and then there were four. Four little nigger boys going out to sea
A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three.
Three little nigger boys walking in the Zoo
A big bear bugged one, and then there were two.
Two little nigger boys sitting in the sun
One got frizzled up, and then there was one. One little nigger boy living all alone
He got married, and then there were none. 十個小黑人外齣吃飯，
一個噎死還剩下九個。
九個小黑人熬夜到很晚，
一個睡過頭還剩下八個。
八個小黑人到丹文遊玩，
一個說要留下還剩下七個。
七個小黑人砍棍子，
一個把自己砍成兩半還剩下六個。
六個小黑人玩蜂窩，
一隻黃蜂盯住一個還剩五個。
五個小黑人進瞭法院，
一個被留下還剩下四個。
四個小黑人到海邊，
一條紅色的鯊魚吞下還剩下三個。
三個小黑人走進動物園裏，
一隻大熊抓走一個還剩下兩個。
兩個小黑人坐在太陽下，
一個熱死隻剩下一個。
一個小黑人覺得好寂寞，
他上吊後一個也不剩。

死瞭一個男子
There was a man, a very untidy man,
Whose fingers could nowhere be found
to put in his tomb.
He had rolled his head far underneath the bed;
He had left legs and arms lying
all over the room.
一個男人，一個不整潔的男人，
他的手指到處找不到，沒辦法放進墳墓。
他的頭遠遠滾到床底；
他的腿和手臂，在房間裏到處亂丟。

誰殺瞭知更鳥？
Who killed Cock Robin?
I, said the Sparrow,
With my bow and arrow,
I killed Cock Robin.

Who saw him die?
I, said the Fly.
With my little eye,
I saw him die.

Who caught his blood?
I, said the Fish,
With my little dish,
I caught his blood.

Who'll make his shroud?
I , said the Beetle,
With my thread and needle,
I'll make the shroud.

Who'll dig his grave?
I, said the Owl,
With my pick and shovel,
I'll dig his grave.

Who'll be the person?
I, said the Rook,
With my little book,
I'll be the person.

Who'll be the clerk?
I, said the Lark,
If it's not in the dark,
I'll be the clerk.

Who'll carry the link?
I, said the Linnet,
I'll fetch it in a minute,
I'll carry the link.

Who'll be chief mourner?
I, said the Dove,
I mourn for my love,
I'll be chief mourner.

Who'll carry the coffin?
I, said the Kite,
If it's not through the night,
I'll carry the coffin.

Who'll bear the pall?
We, said the Wren,
Both the cock and the hen,
We'll bear the pall.

Who'll sing a psalm?
I, said the Thrush,
As she sat on a bush,
I'll sing a psalm.

Who'll toll the bell?
I, said the Bull,
Because I can pull,
So Cock Robin, farewell.

All the birds of the air
Fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
When they heard the bell toll
For poor Cock Robin.

NOTICE
To all it concerns,
This notice apprises,
The Sparrow's for trial,
At next bird assizes
誰殺瞭知更鳥？
是我，麻雀說，
我殺瞭知更鳥，
用我的弓和箭。
誰看到他死？
是我，蒼蠅說，
我看到他死，
用我的小眼睛。

誰取走他的血？
是我，魚說，
我取走他的血，
用我的小碟子。

誰來做壽衣？
是我，甲蟲說，
我將為他做壽衣，
用我的針和綫。

誰來挖墳墓？
是我，貓頭鷹說，
我將為他挖墳墓，
用我的鑿子和鏟子。

誰來當牧師？
是我，烏鴉說，
我將為他當牧師，
用我的小本子。

誰來當執事？
是我，雲雀說，
如果不是在暗處，
我將當執事。

誰拿火炬來？
是我，紅雀說，
我將拿它片刻。
我將拿火炬來。

誰來當主祭？
是我，鴿子說，
我將當主祭。
為吾愛哀悼。

誰來抬棺？
是我，鳶說，
若不經過夜晚，
我將抬棺。

誰來扶棺？
是我們，鷦鷯說，
還有公雞和母雞，
我們將扶棺。

誰來唱贊美詩？
是我，畫眉說，
當他埋入灌木叢中，
我將唱贊美詩。

誰來敲喪鍾？
是我，牛說，
因為我可以拉鍾。

所以，再會瞭，知更鳥。
當喪鍾
為那可憐的知更鳥響起，
空中所有的鳥
都悲嘆哭泣。

啓事

關係人請注意，
下迴小鳥審判，
受審者為麻雀。

麗茲波頓
Lizzie Borden took an axe,
Hit her father forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done.
She hit her mother forty-one. 麗茲波頓拿起斧頭，
砍瞭爸爸四十下。
當媽媽看見她做瞭甚麼，
她也砍她四十一下。

我媽媽殺瞭我
My mother has killed me,
My father is eating me,
My brothers and sisters sit under the table,
Picking up my bones,
And they bury them
under the cold marble stones. 媽媽殺瞭我、
爸爸吃瞭我，
兄妹們從桌下揀起我的骨，
埋在冰冷的石墓裏。

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讓人懷疑這真的是給小孩子唱的嗎....?
Lizzie Borden took an axe這首詩
這是在美國發生的真人真事,當時Lizzie Borden去報案說她父親被人砍瞭十幾刀身亡
警察到時發現她繼母也身中多刀不治,唯一的嫌犯就是Lizzie Borden,不過她最後是被無罪釋放瞭= =

Lizzie Borden's  profile   : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Borden
The Real Mother Goose http://www.fidella.com/trmg/contents.html
格林童話--杜鬆子樹
“我的母親她宰瞭我，
我的父親他吃瞭我，
我的妹妹小瑪蓮啊，
她揀起我所有的骨頭，
包在一條綢手巾裏頭，
埋在那棵杜鬆子樹下。
剋威，剋威，我變成隻
多麼美麗的小鳥啦！ ”
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