瘋子在 Ebay 拍賣自己的手指

發表日期 2006-04-30T16:19:32+08:00

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趣味新聞網記者特別報導 : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9515097359&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1有 .....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9515097359&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

有些人英文很弱，在此我幫你們翻譯吧。 [size=1.5]（用迴復來報答報答我吧，嘻嘻)

Yes this is absolutly true. You are not bidding on me cutting my finger off, but rather on my time to come to your event and do it, or the cost of taping the event. But this is for sure, if you win the auction I will come to your event, and then I will cut my finger off.
Why am I doing this? I am broke, I want to take my girlfriend to see a play in london, and have always wondered what it would be like to cut my finger off.
So! Lets get this started. Winner will be responsible for getting me to the hospital and medical fees if it is not covered by my insurance.
Other things: I am currently in excellent health. I currently have full coverage insurance. I can end this auction at any time. I will fly to where you are free of charge.
This would make a great mothers day or birthday gift! Also great for protests and rallies! Imagine the look on your mothers face when I show up and slice off my digit! Precious.

這完全是真的。您不僅僅是在投標我的斷指，也可要求我去你們的麵前親自切斷供你們欣賞，或是我切斷手指的視頻的價錢。我是認真的，假若你贏瞭此競標，我會來到你們的麵前，將手指切斷。
我爲什麼要這麼做？我窮的傢徒四壁，我想要帶我的女友到倫敦觀看一場錶演，而且我也一直都想知道切斷手指是什麼滋味。
贏傢有責任帶我到醫院甚至附上醫藥費，假若我的保險沒有將斷指列入賠賞項目中。
另外一件事：我現在的身體狀況良好。我現有完整的保險賠償所保護。我可隨時結束此競標。我也會不收分文飛到你的所在処進行錶演。
這將是非常棒的母親節禮物。更是對示威者或示威活動有所幫助。試想想你母親在看到我階段我手指後的錶情！很珍貴呢！

感想：真是個白癡，不過我的感覺是他是認真的。而且我看Ebay不會允許這類交易吧。