--------------- 第一個笑話 ----------------"Morning Sex"She was standing in the kitchen preparing our us 兩個英文笑話 - 限製級 - 未滿18勿入 - 趣味新聞網

發表日期 2009-12-21T09:08:49+08:00

     本帖最後由 rvd158 於 2009-12-27 15:25 編輯

--------------- 第一個笑話 ----------------
"Morning Sex"

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

=====  第二個 笑話 ===========================

A teacher asks the class to name things whose name ends with 'tor' and that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

The third boy says, "Vibrator, Miss."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!”

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